Mens Costumes » Rated-R

Hey, guys! Sick and tired of trying and failing to scare the kids by wearing Halloween costumes of horrific ghosts, goblins, and monsters? Sick and tired of spending Halloween with the kids, period? Then take a walk on the wild side with these men's R-rated costumes! We don't skimp, we guarantee that everything here is brimming with enough crassness, innuendo, and plenty of winks and nudges for everyone to know what's really going on inside your head. Both of them, in fact! Though you won't be likely to see any real action, you will be sure to at least get a good laugh from the 17 and older crowd.

Whatever joke you are aiming for, or whatever "pleasure" you desperately hope to seek, these men's R-rated costumes have something for everyone. Come to the party with some "additional female company" with the Adult Double Occupancy or Down For the Count costumes. Display your alternate tastes with Country Lovin, and remind people to not criticize what they haven't yet tried. Show how compatible you are with your loved one with the Plug and Socket costume pair for him and her. Prove to the ladies your expertise at what turns them on by disguising as a licensed gynecologist. Let everybody know just how happy you are to see them with the Happy Camper. Or just drop the pretenses of suggestiveness altogether with the Halloweenie.

Men's R-rated costumes are, true to the name, rated R and are unsuitable for minors and anyone lacking a proper fake ID. We guarantee that wearing any of the following in the area of an elementary school, church, or kiddy pool is liable to get you arrested, slapped, or at the very least, glared at very meanly.